Plumber Jokes:
A lady answered her front door to find a plumber standing there.
"I'm here to fix the leaky pipe," he announced.
"I didn't call a plumber," said the lady.
"What?" huffed the plumber. "Aren't you Mrs. Frobisher?"
The Frobishers moved out of this house over a year
ago," explained the lady.
"How do you like
that," grunted the plumber.
"They call you
up and tell you it's an emergency and then they move away!"
A person
broke out of jail and stole the toilet.
Now the police have nothing to go on!
A
leak a year, at your house, is enough for your plumber. Henry Hooper
The plumber flushed at her
wedding.
